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Directed By - Mike Newell

Prince Of Persia - The Sands Of Time

Starring - Jake Gyllenhaal, Gemma Arterton, Ben Kingsley & Alfred Molina

Getting In Your Eyes - May 28th, 2010

Directed By - Scott Stewart

LEGION

Starring - Paul Bettany, Lucas Black, Tyrese Gibson & Adrianne Palicki

Fall From Grace - January 22nd, 2010

Directed By - Olatunde Osunsanmi

THE FOURTH KIND

Starring - Milla Jovovich, Elias Koteas, Will Patton & Corey Johnson

Going Nowhere - November 6th, 2009

Directed By - Sylvester Stallone

THE EXPENDABLES

Starring - Sylvester Stallone, Jason Stratham, Dolph Lundgren & Eric Roberts

Expending On - August 13th, 2010

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Legion Movie Poster Paul Bethany
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Exactly how are they getting that kid out the window? Or are they planning on taking him out in liquid form through the radiator?

These are definitely not the same aliens that helped me when I locked my keys in my Honda Civic.

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"There Are Four Kinds Of Alien Encounters. The Fourth Kind Is Abduction."

I'm not sure I'd describe "abduction" as "an encounter." It's a little like referring to a gun fatality as "the day a bullet happened by."

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If Kurt Cobain had been a Seattle-based, sword-wielding, manically-depressed, yet musical Persian, I'd say that Gyllenhaal had the look nailed. The only conclusion I can draw is that a shortage of good Persian actors forced Disney to accept a white box-office star for the role.

Racial juggling (or ruggling) is common in the movie business. In the past, white actors have had to play everything from Japanese to Native American. Some call this practice racist, but it's actually due to a deficit of ethnic talent caused by internment and mass genocide.

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That mag takes fifteen rounds, but may have been adapted to hold love, grace, forgiveness or some other spiritual crap instead of standard 9mm hollow points.
We're awaiting word from the manufacturer.

In the past, the Archangel Michael went into battle armed only with the Word of God. I'm guessing Sony's marketing department discovered that 12 to 17 year olds have no idea who God is or how his word can be used in a combat situation. On the other hand, the power of the Heckler & Koch MP5 K is well recognized and something many kids have already been exposed to at school.

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What the fuck is up with Stallone's lip?

"The Expendables" was shot in South America, so it's possible he was stung by a giant, agitated, jungle hornet, but if this had happened I'm sure I would have read about it on the internet.

It could be steroids, but why would anyone inject and work out only their lower lip?

The flesh on the top half of his face seems to be rejecting the flesh on the bottom half. Why would it wait all these years?

I'd love to hear from anyone in the medical or veterinary field with a theory.

This image was scrutinized at countless marketing meetings and has probably been through Photoshop a few times.

Imagine what the original lip looked like.

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"GODDAMNIT MAX!
MICE, BIRDS... maybe A SQUIRREL.
ENOUGH WITH THE STREETWALKERS."
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