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Ridley Scott's Alien Harry Dean Stanton Surprised

Jones watches, wide-eyed with surprise and wonder, as a nine-foot tall alien savages Harry Dean Stanton.
Does this mean there won't be any more tuna?

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May 2010
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Ridley Scott's Alien Jones The Cat
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Ridley Scott's Alien Harry Dean Stanton Searching
Ridley Scott's Alien Harry Dean Stanton Finds Jones And An Alien Visitor
Ridley Scott's Alien Harry Dean Stanton Senses He Is Not Alone
Ridley Scott's Alien Jones Backs Away
Ridley Scott's Alien First Glimpse Of The Alien Head

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Jones is cornered and very, very unhappy.
Last time this happened, he woke up in a veterinary office with his balls missing.

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Stanton finds it's amusing that the small creature is so skittish.
In a moment, he'll understand the cat's position with remarkable clarity.

Stanton is dumbstruck.
They've been paying a maid to come in twice a month
and it looks like the bitch has never even been in here.

This is what happens when you leave a tap running
then enter a twenty-four month hypersleep.

Jones... Why You Look Like That?

Stanton freezes when sees the shape of the Virgin Mary on a grimy metal cowling,
but pushes on after realizing it looks more like
an onion bagel.

Stanton pursues Jones into a vast, dimly lit room on "C" deck.
The three mammoth towers suspended from the ceiling are part of the ship's cooling system,
though for unknown reasons the one of the left dispenses snacks and ice-cold soft drinks.

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Ridley Scott's Alien Nostromo Interior
Ridley Scott's Alien Jones Hides Out
Ridley Scott's Alien The Alien Grips Harry Dean Stanton's Head
Ridley Scott's Alien Harry Dean Stanton Transfixed By The Alien
Ridley Scott's Alien Joes Hisses At The Intruder
Ridley Scott's Alien Harry Dean Stanton Moves Deeper Into The Nostromo
Ridley Scott's Alien Harry Dean Stanton Puts Head In Water Stream
Ridley Scott's Alien The Alien Mouth

This is Stanton's lucky cap.
And it looks like the alien wants the cap. I say, "Give it the cap. Okay? A cap... you can replace."
Maybe it's not such a great idea to be inside the cap right now.

Stanton is one of the few people whose appearance cannot be improved by washing and grooming.

Jones has seen "Paris, Texas" and is terrified of establishing
any kind of relationship with Stanton.

Stanton suddenly remembers he left his car back on earth parked in a "Two Hour Zone."
That was three years ago.
Behind him, a huge alien drops unnoticed from the ceiling.

From ten to twelve feet away the head of this species is commonly mistaken for a large, unripe eggplant.
By the time most people get close enough to recognize that they're not approaching
a huge, prize-winning vegetable any possibility of escape has passed.

Jones retreats.
If this alien has an appetite like ALF he could be in considerable danger.

What a moment to figure out you need glasses.
This goddamn thing is just a blur up close. Still... I guess that means I'll only need them for reading.

According to a wall chart at my dentist's office
this is what 4th stage gingivitis looks like.

Ridley Scott's Alien The Alien's Teeth Smash Therough Harry Dean Stanton's Skull

Many trauma victims speak of a painful awakening that leads to a fundamental shift in their view of life.
Of course, this only occurs when the learning center of the brain has not been eaten.

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Ridley Scott's Alien Harry Dean Stanton Bleeds

It's funny how everyone looks silly when an enormous hole has been punched in their skull.
It's just one of those things.

Ridley Scott's Alien Harry Dean Stanton In The Grip Of The Alien

Severe brain injuries are often accompanied by radical personality changes.
Stanton is viewed by the crew as someone who's quick to reject help and slow to admit mistakes.
Yet here his is... waving for assistance.

Ridley Scott's Alien The Alien Lifts A Dying Harry Dean Stanton Into The Air

Later, the creature discovers that you can get the clap just from eating someone
who's been with a five-dollar whore.

Ridley Scott's Alien Jones Watches

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